Near mess

Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation

She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.

by TinyCatNavy February 4, 2022

Mrs.Massy

A very mean teacher, Gives lots of work to her students.Just don't go near a Massy.

Mrs.Massy is so mean.
She gives lots of homework.

by NotRyleighthegreat February 13, 2022

humiliated mess

a girl puts a guy who has to piss in a rear naked choke and uses her legs to squeeze the piss out of him.

he was a humiliated mess when his jilted x girlfriend put him in a rear naked choke hold and squeezed the piss out of him in front of everyone at the party.

by Gozaagustus March 21, 2022

ancara messi

ur mom

-ur mom

-ancara messi

by your mom lmao im so funny omg May 11, 2022

Drunken Mess

When you are a complete mess while you are drunk

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 14, 2022

drunken mess

when your very drunk and is mess to everyone

Fozzy is a drunken mess

by reallygoodlookingman1 May 16, 2022

Eton Mess

A tasty snack of cum and period blood (see rainbow drink).

Last night, took this girl home and got a delicious surprise of Eton mess, best day of the month!

by THE DEETZ MEISTER July 11, 2022