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Mount St Mary

Mount St Mary also known as “The Mount” is New Jerseys second best all girls catholic school in the state, falling short of Oak Knoll. You will prob meet the smartest most athletic chicks here, with their swim team taking the Non Public state title on multiple occasions, their lax team being ranked in the top 10 team in NJ several years in a row, and their rising basketball program. Mount girls are too good for St. Joes boys and way too good for Oratory Prep simps. Will date the Delbarton lax captain and have no issue of pulling him. Might have flings with half of Seton Hall Prep but will leave them wanting more. The tuition for The Mount rises every school year, leaving them in 2022 with a tuition of 30k, did I mention that half the school is insanely wealthy. This school is located in one of Nj’s most wealthiest towns and is 82 acres of land. This is a college campus feel having more than 3 buildings of classes. Mount girls stay fit in their off season from their intense sport by walking almost 3 miles every school day. Often confused with mount st dominic but nothing alike, Mount St Mary is highly ranked in athletics and academics where mount st Dominic had a good softball year once. Treat this girls like your mama because you’re never getting anyone better than your mount girl.
Oratory Kid: I go to seton hall prep, let’s have sex.
Mount Chick:Let me see your dick.
Oratory kid: *shows dick*
Mount Chick: That’s the size of my thumb, you must go to Oratory.
Oratory Kid: You couldn’t tell by the fact I’m a Junior and I am 5”4?
Oratory Kid: I’m chopping this micro penis off and going to attend Mount St Mary next year!
by Mountieflife June 11, 2022
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