june 2

Ur crush : hey wanna date
You : no sorry
Ur crush : but u thought u liked me?
You : well today is June 2

Ur crush : ok and?
You : june 2 it reject your crush day!

by froggydrip January 8, 2022

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June 26

Tell your bestie kaitlyn happy birthday the most beautiful person is born and they are always horny

Bad bitch is born
June 26 the hottest person is born

by Your mom2484 January 10, 2022

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June 5

you have got a small dick

“ewww you were born on june 5th? you cant POSSIBLY be packin’ down there.”

by urmother2022 January 12, 2022

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Cris June

Tall Dark and Handsome.
He is simple yet attractive. He have a big dick. Can kiss a stranger just a second. He hides his true feeling.

Being Cris June is advantageous.

by h4duoken January 22, 2022

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29th of June

The day the greatest chad, most handsome and manliest ALI ever was born.
if you happen to have the same birthday you would make a great side kick to Ali Monged.

oh shit its 29th of June I must bring all my money to the great Ali. OH ALI WE LOVE YOU.

by Alive34 May 13, 2022

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