Jack Mission

Masturbating for hours on end while high and/or getting on meth, generally only cumming once at the end.

Hiding from the world, not answering phone calls, watching endless porn sometimes on fast forward, very brief feelings of filth and disgust immediately upon completion.

These are all tell-tale characteristics of a Jack Mission. Pornographic material of some kind is almost always present.

Sometimes abbreviated phonetically as... Jack Mish

"Sorry for lagging, got some new porno movies... been on a Jack Mission."

by GurpNode April 20, 2010

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jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

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Jack Nugget

Someone Who is very annoying, Stupid only cares about them self.

Trevor's such a Jack Nugget!

Why Am I friends With That Jack Nugget Trevor..

by AriXMiku October 6, 2010

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jack tunstall

a tall dickhead who needs to khs

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board

by dickhead jones November 22, 2016

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Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

by S-ter September 25, 2008

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Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013

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