Swagger Jackson

Michael Jackson is otherwise known as Swagger Jackson who could not even jack a sons bald eagle.

The only bald eagle Swagger Jackson could ever jack from a son is when little boys pants are 50% off.

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Michael jackson

A guy who has awesome songs but is funny and hot SAMONE

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"i got black i got white whatchu want"

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A man also known as Muzan, famously know to be a demon, who killed Tanjiro's family 👪.

Inouske: who is makagombo jetsu?
Tanjiro: His name is Michael Jackson!

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when something is really bad, often used in scary situations

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A man that was down with the kids ;)

My son went to a sleepover with Michael Jackson, and I never saw my son again.

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