ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010

ass phone

when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars

"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"

by jb923 January 29, 2018

Faucet Ass

The act of uncontrollable, watery diarrhea that keeps you from leaving the house all day. A non-stop undesirable bodily function that acts like a running faucet.

"Hey Phil what's up with running to the john all day, don't you have to go to work?"
"Yeah man, I do, I just can't turn off my Faucet Ass."

by Carol L. June 22, 2014

ass-sexual

A person who is primarily attracted to another person's buttocks, regardless of the gender identity of the buttocks' owner. Usually this corresponds with a strong preference for anal sex.

My ass-sexuality makes me check every single ass that crossed my path.

by LivingLanguage May 17, 2016

Kardashi-ass

When an ass is outsized from the rest of the body.

She was thin but she had a Kardashi-ass.

by freudianstrip June 17, 2013

ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013