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Food Rape

Food Rape is when you eat a bunch of food and become constipated. Over time as the constipation continues, the bigger the food dong gets. No one likes food Rape, well all try to prevent it from happening.
It's been a month of constipation, but today after eating pizza, I rushed to the bathroom and was food raped.
by AngiesAwesome December 31, 2018
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hoodie rape

When your hoodie's zipper breaks when trying to take it off.
Man: HELP IM GETTING HOODIE RAPED!
by Depths of the Internet April 29, 2015
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apple rape

The feeling you get after buying a apple product and realizing you have to buy new cables at apple full price to make your old peripheral equipment work (dvd dirve, usb devices, etc.).
I just bought a new IPhone and now I need to buy a apple headphone adapter to make my 600 dollar headphones work with this phone. I've just been apple raped.
by Quest1997 August 2, 2017
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Financial Rape

When someone acts like he/she is in love with you, is having sex with you but in reality is after your money.
Man this is financial rape. She took all his money and left him.
by BravoDance July 16, 2021
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Ad Rape

when a 15 second ss pops up on your YouTube video and there’s no “skip ad” button so you have to fucking watch it
Tom: I got ad raped at least 6 times last night

Jim: oh fuck man. i hate when that happens
by porn_critic69 February 24, 2019
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donut rape

To day dream about your girlfriend and get horny...
Bill: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

Tom: I was donut rapeing
by BOMMER899 September 20, 2014
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Ear Rape

Non-consensual, nonreciprocal verbal penetration of the ear canals causing damage to the psyche which may or may not result in the germination of an ear fetus. PC version: Auditory Despoilment
Roberto cornered me by the urinal and started talking to me about his gun collection; before I knew it I had been repeatedly and brutally ear raped.
by kr80 December 19, 2018
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