Country Humans

A internet thing where drawn humans with a flag on their face act gay AF.

Person 1: I like Country Humans
Person 2: no

by saying daddy is gay October 6, 2021

human primate

Used to refer to people who have the lowest level of awareness of other living beings' welfare, physical and mental, especially animals; including those who exploit animals for their own gains. This word emphasizes how fundamentally connected humans and animals are via the same scientifically defined primate family, in terms of desires (e.g. for freedom, joy) and experience of physical and mental/emotional pain. This is NOT a racial term but rather a counterargument to Speciesism.

Animal abusers are examples of human primates.

by POILKEDS February 8, 2021

Humanities

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.

Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao

by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021

human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.

The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.

by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022

Free Range Human

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.

After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

by Monkey's Dad March 20, 2020

Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.

We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.

by Wagglefun May 5, 2019

Human Torpedo

When a person playing basketball shoots up to the rim in a complete pencil like shape with the ball in two hands above their head with their arms fully extended. The person does not change position in mid air until the dunk is completed and both feet have landed on the ground. The Human Torpedo can be used to achieve a "Master Eng" which is a different term.

"He just did a human torpedo!"

by Motion Wawa December 18, 2012