When a girl who previously had an abortion has a haunted vagina. During intercourse, the ghost fetus tugs on the male genitalia resulting in a hand job simultaneously during sex.
Dude, remember Stacie who had the abortion last year?
Yeah dude, why?
We fucked last night and I could feel the ghost tug.
Yeah dude, why?
We fucked last night and I could feel the ghost tug.
by Shadowdragon16 May 6, 2017
Get the Ghost tugmug. A Roblox Rise of Nations Youtuber. He is a cool guy and a small youtuber. He is kind of cool and Blackmailed TOLML into being in his Discord server.
by Ghost-RN January 29, 2021
Get the Ghost-RNmug. 1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).
1.)
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.
2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.
3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.
Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?
Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.
by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014
Get the Ghost of the Shitsmug. A pussy ghost is the dried translucent residual sheen that remains on the dick after confident well-executed sex.
by Woneykins August 27, 2014
Get the pussy ghostmug. When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.
Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!
by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011
Get the Ghost toastmug. When you are doing gymnastics and over splits and your foot gets circulation cut off and it gets really pale and veiny
by Flouncy bouncy III February 26, 2019
Get the Ghost footmug. by Kswag24 December 28, 2017
Get the kleenex ghostmug.