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Evangelist

Usually reffered to define a religious creed, it can also be used in Italy to define a Homosexual with phsychiatric problems
Poor Davide, I recently found out he's an evangelist....
by Rockefellerscanc November 15, 2016
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Evans Middle School

by a-person March 28, 2009
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evandalist

Worse than the proverbial money-swindling Evangelists out there, Evandalists are tater-tot-brained religious sycophants given to vandalizing and wreaking havoc on places or things they find to slightly offend, defile or violate their beliefs and religious philosophies in some smallish or largely offensive way.

The stereotypical Evandalist is one who has not evolved mentally from the same time the Crusades were occurring - shares and carries those beliefs/actions with other mongloid-minded Evandalists who profess the same determined and aggressively retarded thinking against other people of different religious/non-religious denomination.

Evandalists can be put on the same tier as your typical and misguided White Power enthusiast, the same level as any group of hoodrat thugs in any ghetto awaiting any person they can f*ck with or the same branch as any run-of-the-mill celebrity youth gone wild. All are equally useless in the world and we'd all be better off with them shot into space.
I visited Medford on Monday evening to get her take on another vandalization of the Adopt-A-Highway Atheists United sign on the Glendale (2) Freeway. This time, the sign on the southbound side had been defaced by over-enthusiastic or just really bored Evandalists.
by AntiEvandalist May 20, 2010
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Evangelical atheist

Someone who is an atheist but has a wide knolegde of science and religion. The evangelical atheist has choesen science over religion with good arguments as to why he or she has done so. It is basically a religion without a god.

(Looking at some of the other definitions i decided to post a half decent one. The other ones seem to look at evangelical atheists as assholes... that is not true. You will encounter some but at least they put forward logical arguments about their view unlike religious people. "Yeah well god said let there be light and it just appeared..." makes perfect sense.
Evangelical atheist - Hey im an atheist :D

OMFG WTF LOL UR OBVIUSLYY GHEY COZ ITS TRU DAT GOD WOZ MAKE DA WORLD COZ IT SEZ IN THE BIBLE SO UR RONG LOL

Evangelical atheist - But i have scientific evi..

NO DA BIBLE SEZ DAT IS RONG K BAI
by An evangelical atheist February 20, 2009
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evangelion

Short for "Neon Genesis" Evangelion which to be completely honest is a load of Japanese ripoff horseshit.
Most of the time the series progression is like watching paint dry and the movie was GOOD IF you liked having seziures.

Failed attempts to be original include some 'cool robots', blood, 'hot' 14 year old girls, terribly stupid references to the dead sea scrolls and screaming. ...REALLY not worth your time.
FAN: YAY ANIME! BEST ANIME EVER! SO AMAZING AND WILD AND PEOPLE JUST CANNOT UNDERSTAND IT!

Someone else: I take it you've never watched 2001: A Space Odyssey? Do you even know who Stanley Kubrick IS?
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Seany Evans

Uber awesome pwnage hot nigger, with the biggest penis in whole hazland.
Listens to metal pwnage and thats makes his penis even harder and now he is in Iraq to kill that dam binladen and shove his beard up his ass.
Kebbehbabeh and Seany Evans rape big bonana's yo? eat that nigger.
by JohnMcRiley April 30, 2009
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Ronnie Evans

A guy with the biggest dick ever and can double his penis. This ensures he pleases who ever hes fuck cos he can hit it from the back and the front
Oh your such a Ronnie Evans hit me harder
by ronnie9724 January 26, 2017
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