Squatting on or over a glass top or plexiglass table and pinching a juicy, steamy turd on top while some sick and twisted bastard anxiously watches from underneath for the splashdown.
My girlfriend treated me to eggs onda glass last night braaaaahhhh. It was a curler.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
I couldn’t pay rent this month so my landlord offered an eggs onda glass option. I sure hope he has some windex on hand. I have only been able to eat at Taco Bell.
by Dick Onchin October 17, 2021
Get the Eggs Onda Glassmug. A god of peace and order, taking the form of an ordinary chicken egg. His followers are a small cult with about 10-15 members.
by SovOverlord April 23, 2022
Get the Widerstehest the Almighty Eggmug. 
by Fortnight balls coc balls to January 8, 2022
Get the Lil nas eggsmug. by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021
Get the Jew egg huntmug. An upper middle class white family member that refuses to eat brown eggs. Possibly an actual racist, this person often identifies as a republican but would never admit that out loud.
Daughter: "Hey mom my chickens are finally laying eggs they are brown"
Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"
Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"
Mother: " Ew we only eat Brown Eggs"
Daughter: "Mom! You are so egg racist"
by Kelly Belly September 8, 2017
Get the egg racistmug. When a woman is shocked, she leaves a beautiful Easter present consisting of feces, urine, and estrogen. All three combined make a Cadbury Cream Egg.
by Rebecca J. Black June 7, 2011
Get the Cadbury Cream Eggmug.