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eating my head

A figure of speech used to describe when a situation or an event or a person is hypothetically completely consuming you, such as an especially disturbing and chaotic Presidential administration, including the whole grisly post-Presidential aftermath.
It all began in the early stages of the Shyster in Chief’s presidential stint when I began to compulsively submit my words and phrases to Urban Dictionary, that I felt that the simple publication of my sometimes immature and rage-filled humor-rants was a momentary unguent to the preoccupying and sometimes nearly intolerable distress that was eating my head.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2023
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ass eating cannibal

Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
by Mothtofi September 1, 2023
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Eat my rainbow

The act of shoving skittles up someone's asshole, using them as anal beads and proceeding to eat it out.
Guy 1"Fam ur so hot rn I would eat ur ass."
Guy 2" how about you eat my rainbow."
Guy 1 "k lemme get the skittlez fam."
by Drxppy.jxred December 7, 2018
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eating some crap

"Eating some crap" or "eating crap" Is a sentence of a person eating an untitled food,
usually it is to say the thing they're eating doesn't matter, usually a snack or a food
you'd eat just to stay replenished.
"Hey what are you doing?" Long Whang asked. "I dunno just eating some crap." Dick small said.
by duck_human February 1, 2021
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eat some food

thats eat some food artwork
by lol kidz October 11, 2020
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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones
1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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