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Dutch Chimney

The act of wearing a hoodie (zip or pull over) while sitting on the toilet and taking a shit, so that the gases rise into, and steep in side the hoodie, then releasing the smell into the person
Man, I was taking a huge shit and I accidentally gave my self a Dutch Chimney!
by Miniguy129 January 22, 2016
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dutch mickey

The Dutch Mickey is a sexual move performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary Mickey Mouse ears and to poke your John’s anus, often while exclaiming “Woo-Hoo - welcome to Mickeys House Bitch”.
While wandering the back alleys of Amsterdam in his assless chaps, Remko was surprised by a Dutch Mickey…
by Buford C Cabhash March 5, 2024
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dutch splash

The "Dutch Courage" of the bedroom and THE way to boost self esteem with your partner.

Basically the goal is to make your partner climax before you to encourage yourself in the moment.
Give her a Dutch Splash, then she won't mind when you finish!
by Bent_Laser October 9, 2016
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Dutch

A guy that has a plan to farm Mangoes in Tahiti.
Arthur: I dont know about this Dutch-
Dutch: Have some goddamn Faith!
by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023
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dutch hotdog

during sex the man goses gets a hotdog bun , musterd, and ketup. then he puts the hotdog bun around his cock. then puts on ketup and musterdon his dick. then the lover eats the stuff of of the partners cock.
bob:gess what.

frank: what

bob: last night i dutch hotdoged ny bitch!!!!!

frank: sweet!!!
by piepie1620 October 1, 2012
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dirty dutch drop

The act of hanging someone by their feet and then proceeding to sit on their chin and release anal seepage down their face.
"Would you rather get dirty Dutch dropped or have a Cleveland steamer done to you?"
by Kangar17 February 14, 2014
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Double Dutch

When you're double penetrated by two Dutch men in The Netherlands in a windmill while you wear wooden shoes. Wind turbine also works from an accredited source.
99 year old Agatha hadn't visited her home since WWII. She traveled back to the Netherlands to see that things have DRASTICALLY changed.

She went to an old Windmill she remembered as a kid, and upon entering found a pair of wooden shoes that fit her perfectly. "Just like when I was a kid"!
Then two naked extremely ripped Dutchmen came into the Windmill. Since her Dutch was the old way of speaking, it got mixed up in translation. All parties enjoyed a nice "Double Dutch" in the end. Agatha then passed away 2 days later peacefully in her sleep, still wearing the wooden shoes with a note that read "I have lived a full life, God bless thee".
by KentuckyFaceSit November 20, 2025
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