Double Standard

One of the main reasons why race relations will never improve.

Black person: Shut up you cracker

White person: Shut up you n*gger

Black person: OMG RACIST!

Black person: Names and shames white person on social media.

White person: Also names and shames Black person on social media.

Black person: Receives positive comments such as "well done for standing up for yourself" and has a like and reaction ratio of 2k hearts, 1.8k likes 1.5k care reactions, 1k laugh reactions, 500 sad reactions, 10 angry reactions.

White person: Recieves more negative comments such as "OMG RACIST" or people on comments saying racist things to him, but of course Facebook has double standards so they won't remove them. The post has a like ratio of "10K angry reactions, 5k sad reactions, 1k likes, 3 care emoji's and 3 heart emoji.

by UltimateDoge March 6, 2021

seeing double

An exclamation made when seeing a woman endowed with exceptionally large breasts.

"Whoa, are those really that big, or am I seeing double?

by el jefe June 11, 2004

double-cunted

double-cunted: particularly wanton, lewd, perverted or lascivious; also, and more often, a generic insulting adjective combined with other terms.

Etymology: alluding to engagement in sexual activity of auxiliary orificia (e.g., mouth, anus) in addition to or other than the orifice devoted to elimination of sloughed endometrium, aborted embryo, babies, other emissions, excretions or discharges (i.e., vagina or cunt). The generic use of "double-cunted" represents semantic bleaching or desemanticization (cf "bastard" as a general insult though it originally refers to illegitimate children)

"How can you live with yourself, you double-cunted whore?"

"Please use breath mints or shut the fuck up double-cunted cum-guzzling gutter-slut!"

"You back-stabbing, double-cunted bitch!"

by apocope February 19, 2010

double-banked

when you get jumped by at least two people who whip yo ass

Yesterday my son Tyrone was down in the projects and he got double-banked by two tricks who he was tryin to holla at.

by uswoomon August 22, 2003

double hudiney

To switch in the middle of intercoarse without the other partner noticeing, after this is accomplished the person that switched out stands at the window waving when the lights come on.

that was better than a bait and switch, wow that was double hudiney status.

by robo.. September 16, 2007

Double Barrel

When combining two rolled joints inside of one paper rolled side by side or over and under depending on which model you choose.

I was going for a hike. So I rolled a double barrel to get me through.

by Yamahafast June 2, 2018

Double uncle

(n) A double uncle is man who is someone's mother's brother and also that person's father's brother. In other words, a double uncle is an uncle on both sides of the family. For a double uncle to exist, a child must be a product of incest between two siblings, and the parents must share a brother.

Tyrion Lannister from A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones is probably the most well known double uncle. His double nephews don't appreciate him like a double uncle should be appreciated.

Person A: Dude, Tyrion is freaking awesome. He's probably my favourite character at the moment.

Person B: Yeah, it's a shame he's that Joffrey faggot's double uncle.

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Person A: My double uncle said he'd get us all ice creams!

Person B: Double uncles are the greatest!

Double Uncle: Now get back in my van, kids. And don't scream.

by Faguette February 27, 2014