Coronic depression

A depression brought on by isolation from the Corona virus “COVID-19”

Man 1: “I’ve been alone for 2 weeks straight now”
Man 2: “Yeah, I think you’re getting a coronic depression”

by arvinator March 18, 2020

post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.

Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Post Election Depression

A new disorder whereby the losing candidate of the election experiences deep depression, grieving, mental anguish, anger, hysteria, disbelief, and in some extreme cases suicidal depression or homicidal tendencies and physical assault directed towards the winning candidates, their party and its members.

Candidate Shane Bloke dived deep into Post Election Depression soon after losing the local government elections.

by Facetious is me April 22, 2020

Depressions

Somethings 13 year old girls pretend to have when they listen to billie eilish.

The biggest disease of the 21st century in rich countries.

13 year old: "I don't smile I have depressions."

by Spaghettiwithwine December 10, 2019

Gacha Depressed Crybabie

Gacha depressed crybabies are 9 year olds faking depression. They have red gucci bracelets and sing Fignt Song, Angel with a Shotgun, and etc.

Jace: I..I....I have depression......
Liya: do you like gacha-?
Jace: y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes.............
Liya: Do you have red bracelets-?
Jace: Y-es....
Liya: UR DONE.
Liya: Stupid Gacha Depressed Crybabie.

by kiuri November 17, 2021

Depression

When a friend tries to change their school lunch period to yours, but the school denies them like a BITCH.

My friend: "I tried to change my lunch to yours, but it was no use. They denied me!"

Me: "That is depression."

My friend: "Tell me about it!"

by Marazy Aus October 10, 2020

depression

every teenager 2020

mom:how are you
child:mom im depressed
mom:its that GOD DAMED PHONE GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!

depression 2020

by your average teenage girl November 26, 2020