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I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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Rochester Paper-cut

Being grazed by a stray bullet.
Damn son, you just got a Rochester Paper-cut.
by Intellectual Wizard August 5, 2023
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Catch my cut

I’m going to fall back/leave situation or person alone.
I see you’re not interested. I’m going to catch my cut.
by Marnip November 6, 2021
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Philadelphia Cutting Board

When you take the truffle butter, and pack it onto a cutting board and cut it up into edible pieces.
Todd and Julie are infamous for pulling off a Philadelphia Cutting Board.
by Mebag October 10, 2016
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Bowl cut bandit

Someone who is in the “bowl cut bandit “ is someone who has had a bowl cut with their friends to look cool
“Aw yeah that boy who’s bird is a chinky is part of the bowl cut bandit I heard he gets battered with one boxing glove all the time
by Reigve Douglas dad December 11, 2019
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The Jack-Tepper Cut

A style of hair cut where a long mullet is grown out while the tips of the hair curl up at the end. This haircut is predominantly worn by hockey players who also associate with the clique "fuckbois". Gel is often used to assist the curling of the hair.
Cobly's friends made fun of him for having the Jack-Tepper cut; his hair looked like it wrapped itself around a helmet and became a squid.
by laxbro2005 August 6, 2016
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Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.
Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT
by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020
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