Cream Cracker

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
by standyburnham December 13, 2022
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cracker dust

"It's hard to talk to clients sometimes because i'm choking on cracker dust"
by liddlejos September 23, 2022
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Snatcher cracker

A female of the white decent who hide coke or other substances in her vagina
by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024
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cracker week

The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”
With the way I’m blowing my money now, I’m headed for a fat cracker week.
by bwsimonse March 18, 2022
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Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.
Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.
by The dirty digglet November 05, 2023
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swiss cracker

When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
We Swiss crackered that girl last night.
by BigCracker May 17, 2016
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nutty crackered

(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).
I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.
by Miss Pricilla March 13, 2011
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