Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021
Get the Canadian Empiremug. "A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
Get the A Little Canadian Ovenmug. dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.
by PCVicePrinciple April 24, 2020
Get the Canadian Snowstormmug. When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 3, 2020
Get the Canadian Handshakemug. A person from a country that doesn't exist called Canada. Everything that is in Canada or own by a Canadian is made of snow (Canadians can't feel cold). Also extremely nice people that will say sorry for anything, even if there is no need to say sorry. What Canadians eat for breakfast is mostly pancakes with maple syrup, for a snack they will mostly eat kechup chips, for lunch they will eat some poutine, dinner is Canadian Bacon with maple syrup and for desert it's maple syrup after its put in snow and freezez. Canadians play hockey with beavers, moose, and Canadian Geese, yep we have our own geese. Also canadians say "eh" a lot.
Canadian: "eh bud you wanna go to the rink play some hockey, maybe get a Iced Capp at Tim Hortons after?"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez
canadian: "SORRY"
American:"Um su-"
Canadian:"sorry for cutting you off there just wanted to give you this maple syrup"
American: *tries to run away but freezez
canadian: "SORRY"
by Bear stuck in zoo March 6, 2019
Get the Canadianmug. Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.
It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.
Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.
It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.
Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.
It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
by blw_ May 14, 2019
Get the Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/mug. A Canadian Rugrat is when you get a girl to wear a diaper and you take a shit in it and have her roll around like a baby.
by Dr. Rubert October 19, 2020
Get the Canadian Rugratmug.