A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.
by Bronson burson August 9, 2025
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“Oh you had a Canadian down under”
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by Cletus McClitoris August 12, 2025
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Kid 2 walks over
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by AsherAz August 19, 2025
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by Modern Women August 25, 2025
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The Canadian dishwasher was almost as strong as Greg, but not quite. Also, Mrs. Crabtree eats paper.
by Corona penguin August 25, 2025
Get the Canadian Dishwasher mug.The act of filling a male's asshole with maple syrup while rubbing his moose knuckle at the same time, usually with a "Y" hand shape to represent the antlers of a moose.
"What the fuck is Canadian Maplefucking...?"
by Grogon September 7, 2025
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by mrs tosser September 8, 2025
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