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Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/

Lapsex that takes place in Canada, most commonly or ice or in a hockey arena.

It involves maple syrup, beaver pelt, loonies and toonies.

Both parties must be Canadian or have some Canadian ancestry.

It involves hooting, hollering, and loud exclamations of EH! and SORRY!
Canadian Lapsex /kəˈnādēən lapseks/ is a great past time!
by blw_ May 14, 2019
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warm canadian

When the load of an elderly man is loosely squirted in your mouth. Bitter in taste and slightly stinging the tongue, much like a mouthful of piss warm Canadian beer.
Josh: " Dude..Harry just gave me a knarley warm Canadian behind the job shack. That raise better be worth it."

Codi: "Probably thinking about his aunt when he snapped his yogurt."
by MassiveDynamic December 2, 2016
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Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.
Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.
by rFoxx February 13, 2024
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Canadian Famous

A person who is relatively well known in the country of Canada who most people outside of Canada will most likely not know.
It’s not surprising you don’t know who Terry Fox is, he’s Canadian Famous.
by Victory_Lap June 5, 2024
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Canadian Cousin

When you and someone else have both gotten to second base with the same person.

Not to be confused with Eskimo Brother or Eskimo Sisters, in which the two people have had sex with the same person. Or with Minnesotian Twins, in which two people have simply kissed the same person.
Steve: Dude I was making out with Nikki yesterday and she let me put my hand under her shirt.
Evan: No way! I got to second base with her last week.
Steve: Canadian Cousins!
*high five*
by NotAnImposter December 21, 2016
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canadian heritage moments

1. Polite term for suicide in Canada.
2. The time in the near future when all Canadians do what is right and kill themselves.
"yo there was a mass suicide in Toronto yesterday. Just another on of those Canadian heritage moments."
by c0ld5teel November 1, 2016
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Canadian Tiger

When you burn ya dick and then it resembles a tigers pelt
AYYY NIGGA WASSUP YOU WANNA SEE MY CANADIAN TIGER
by Canadian tigerlord57 March 2, 2019
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