California Waterbed

When a man causes a woman to squirt, but pinches the labia so the vaginal cavity fills up with fluid.

I went to Pelosi's nephew's waterbed store to purchase a new waterbed. Little did I know, the owner porked me on his inventory and gave me a California Waterbed.

by TyPel911 January 24, 2022

California Wet Walnut

The act of dipping your testicules into an individuals mouth to wet them, and then smearing the testicules across the forhead.

Loren and his friends from California used to love giving each other California Wet Walnuts

by The4house January 30, 2022

California

Where dreams go to die

California is the land of opportunity MY ASS

by IBankGrenades February 1, 2022

California

Used to be one of the most prosperous states. Now, it is open season for criminals and drugged hobos.

Welcome to California! Now, I'll run away, so somebody doesn't stab me with a needle full of the plague.

by HorsepowerRemakesEnglish February 4, 2022

California Nevada

A game you play on your way to either California or Nevada. It’s pretty simple. Punch your friend, spouse, child, or whatever and say either California or Nevada when you are near state lines.

“Nevada!” “Ow! why did you hit me.” “We are playing California Nevada, Dipshit. It’s the point of the game”

by McFizzLizz February 14, 2022

Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter

Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

Californiacrat

(noun) - A reliably Democrat-voting resident or native of the state of California, especially one with little knowledge or regard for specific policies of the officials that they vote for; or, a personality type characterized by extreme hipocrisy and prejudice towards the working poor.

See also: libtard

San Mateo county has successfully passed a new zoning law which would ban new construction of units over three stories for the next twenty years. An anonymous local Californiacrat sitting on the board of supervisors had this to say to our reporter:

"Every American has the right to affordable housing. Not here! But somewhere."

by sfmmxxii March 6, 2022