Unfavorable crush

When you like a guy/girl and your friends, normally all but one are, against the idea of you being together for no reason, if any, their idiot ones

Girl 1: *dreamy sigh* we’re so perfect together, we’re literally gonna get hitched
Girl 2: yeah I can see that
Girls 3,4,5: omg he’s so bad and dumb and not worth it
Girl 2: ignore them, they just think it’s a unfavorable crush
Girl 1: yeah...oh well

by 👍🏼It’s @ joke__👍🏼 June 14, 2020

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

Kiss your crush day

Kiss your crush/bf/gf dayyy
You can kiss them whenever you want

You:kiss your crush
Crush: what's that?
You:it's kiss your crush day

by Tavamamma October 26, 2019

crush & grind

A state of mind

Based on an relaxed caribbean, chilling in a haze near the beach, kind of vibe

Don: "hey man, what have you been up to?"
A verry relaxed Peter: "You know how it is man I'm just here on my crush & grind.

by Crushgrind.com February 24, 2017

National ask your crush out day

Official ask a crush out day is on the date October 19th. Whoever your crush is, you have to ask them out. And remember, “if she says no then she must go, but if she says yes, buy her a louis dress”

Yeah, i asked katelyn out on National Ask Your Crush Out Day, October 19th.

by Masterougwai October 2, 2021

Grape crush

A crushed kokichi under a hydraulic press that can't be lifted

"The danganronpa Fandom loves grape crush but prefer panta"

by Kokichi ouma with panta June 25, 2021

Crushing the Muffin

Doing something exceedingly cool.

The act of being awesome.

Friend 1: Hey buddy, what are you doing tonight?

Friend 2: Crushing the muffin.

Friend 1: AAaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeeeeeaaaaahh!

by Johnny_Z3R0 March 30, 2011