handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021

He’s short and a great friend you can never figure him out but he’s funny and popular but if you know him then that’s cool
by Knbwbsbs October 6, 2019

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.
by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021

Amazing at everything. Smart and sexy. Fucks like a rabbot and knows how to go for hours. Never scared of anything...
by Brian Brandon June 3, 2019

Bipolar, has schizophrenia and will never leave me alone. "Yo chill with that" is his most common saying
by Thatoneguyfromda6ix December 6, 2023

Just a massive cock. I haven’t been able to walk in 17 years since being graced by his enourmous shaft and I would do it again.
He cooka da pizza pie
He cooka da pizza pie
by Jkey November 8, 2022
