brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

Brandon

a fat fucking retard that smells like cheeseburgers

"hey brandon you fat fuck"

by hunkem June 25, 2023

Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)

Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class

by fcb^ May 11, 2016

Brandonism

when you royally fuck something and your name is Brandon

Brandon royally fucked up the face book poll by adding way to many needless options ....pure Brandonism

by #ilovebrandon June 16, 2021

Go Brandon

A San Diego thank you between two men in a public bathroom.

It's halftime, let's go brandon.

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022

Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025

brandon

stupid fucking scorpio

yeah that’s definitely a brandon

by haterrrr.com March 7, 2022