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Take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.
by jspringston July 7, 2008
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Locker Room of the Super Bowl

Phrase used to describe the best time or situation ever...as if you were in the locker room of the Super Bowl - you just don't leave there....
Dude, I can't believe we are in Kid Rock's hot tub with 10 strippers....

Yea, let's get out of here and see what is going on downtown...

Are you fucking kidding me? You don't leave the Locker Room of the Super Bowl?! Dumbass.....
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl

Sexual maneuver in which the female holds a warm chicken wing, preferrably with no sauce, directly on the taint of companion while giving companion a hand job. (can also be done by gay people)
term was invented and popularized by pro skateboarder/radio host/mma fighter/boxer/actor Jason Ellis. He named this because of one of his many nicknames Wing.
"I got an order of 16 chicken wings, but I'll only be eating fifteen of them. I'm planning on having my girl give me a Reverse Chicken Wing Bowl."
by Crazy Blind Kid March 6, 2009
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Two Bowls and One Plate

What did you think this was?
Its just what it says it is.
he had two bowls and one plate
by scumbagmccornman June 15, 2018
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sugar bowl pie

The fag went over to the other fag in the gay bar and asked for some sugar bowl pie
by Anonymous September 28, 2003
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Texas Chili Bowl Massacre

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.
Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.
by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010
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Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.
Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.
by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010
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