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Whale bacon

During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
I asked tommy to finally give me my first piece of whale bacon today and it was immaculate
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
mugGet the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.
Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "
by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017
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BBQ Bacon Burger

Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.
by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023
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Ass Bacon

unattended ass cheese that lurks inside your crack for days and then forms into bite sized poop cheese with a strong oder of bacon.
Damn dude you smell like ass bacon. When was the last time you wiped your ass?
by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022
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Bacon

Someone who is a great friend and kick ass wingman.. best dude at MHS. Good at bowling and tennis, and loves trying new things. Talks to all the birds but sadly finds himself in the friend zone... Usually because he's put himself there, trying not to get tied down. If he's quiet just, just ask him what's up.
Person 1: Man who's that guy over there?
Person 2: That's Bacon... everyone knows him!
by Lapiz996 February 13, 2023
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bacon

delicious food that comes from a pig
me: i love bacon
by Gryphon370 February 5, 2022
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