During relations one dresses up in a whale costume, and slathers bacon grease on ones meat wand. The proceeds to slap the woman's vagina. Thus making the sound of bacon popping when being cooked.
by That guy jarett from clash April 19, 2018
Get the Whale baconmug. The experience you get going into cold water for a swim and the water touches your balls, causing your dink to shrivel. Just as putting in a six inch strip of bacon in a pan and it comes out two inches long.
by BaconDink168 February 11, 2025
Get the bacon dinkmug. the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast
by Blankyyy December 18, 2017
Get the Bacon Bitmug. Mike Tyson: yo jake your acting like a foreskin bacon
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
Jake Paul: ay shush before I knocked you tf out.
Mike Tyson: exactly what I mean
by Ryan. De Ieso January 24, 2025
Get the Foreskin Baconmug. Coach: I could go for a... BBQ Bacon Burger, a large order of fries, orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie!
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.
Nick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coach: Mista... I don't think I like yo attitude.
by pussyhound420 October 29, 2023
Get the BBQ Bacon Burgermug. 
