Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
by TehKingz August 7, 2010
Get the 5 Second Cookmug. When 17 dudes line up in the mouth of the beaver and go in for an hour and a half coming out sweaty as fuck getting their ass tight
Yo Spink you do 5 and a half in the beaver your ass looks tight as fuck and I can smell that ruck Dick from across the room
by ThickWerm April 27, 2023
Get the 5 and a half in the beavermug. by Angry Adele October 25, 2018
Get the 5 v 1mug. A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.
After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.
by swamp taco August 10, 2019
Get the 5 point harnessmug. by Hustlez March 16, 2014
Get the Take 5mug. R.I.P- Kurt Cobain 2/20/67-4/5/94
by in your honor 94 April 24, 2006
Get the 4/5/94mug. When more creative work would likely to be produced if companies were to extend the two-day weekend to five, so that employees only report to the office two instead of five days a week.
Since much work seems to get done during the weekend than on any weekdays, isn’t it apt for the workforce to implement a 5-day weekend, with workers reporting to work, say, on Thursday and Friday every week, since most people just love Friday but loathe Monday?
by MathPlus January 14, 2019
Get the 5-Day Weekendmug.