Gray Ham is an individual who is horny about 92.2% of the time, has had sex with every cousin of his bloodline. He’s usually ginger and often can be heard talking about Manchester United and Marcus Rashford. He is built like a twig, with ankles made of styrofoam
by Imonurmom July 1, 2023
Get the Gray Hammug. When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.
by Grindo July 21, 2023
Get the Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloomug. when I arrived home, after a night of drinking, my sister starting bitchin' and raising hell. I was in no mood for that, so on the way into my room I dropped trou and gave her the double ham salute
by bullet88 October 10, 2008
Get the double ham salutemug. When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.
by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016
Get the Ham Splitmug. The most retardedest, stupid, dumbest, fatest, most garbage ass coach to ever grace the beautiful National Basketball Association. He is considered retarded by many. Often times, he is spotted playing "pocket pool" courtside instead of coaching the Los Angeles Lakers. Some people refer to this demon spawn as "darvin hamas." This idiot has done his absolute best to sabotage the end of the greatest person to ever touch an NBA basketball, Lebron James Sr. He started off his Lakers tenure 1-9. In his own NBA career, he averaged 2.7 points per game, now Jeanie Buss calls upon him to coach Lebron. On many occasions, he has overruled Lebron's attempts at challenging plays, most recently on April 27th, 2024, in game 4 against the Denver Nuggets. He is considered to be in an ongoing love affair with Los Angeles Lakers player, Taurean Prince. One of his favorite things to do is run a four guard lineup, which involves playing for players at one time who specialize at PG/SG. He has even done this when down three games to zero in an NBA playoff series.
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
Get the Darvin Hammug. by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
Get the Please Excuse my Ham sandwichmug. A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich
by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021
Get the Ham sangamug.