andrew heerts

the funniest, cutest, weirdo 😛

(person) did u see that cute guy

(person 2) definetly andrew heerts

by notandrewlmao March 7, 2021

Andrew

The most athletic and amazing person in the world, can do anything from winning a 5k to mowing the yard. Andrew gets all the chicks, except the only one he wants. He's not like most guys, looks for personality and talkfulness in a girl. Too bad he can't get the one. Andrew is overall an amazing athlete, and an incredible sexy ass beast with every attribute of a perfect human.

Girl 1: Did you see that Andrew running cross country the other day he looked so hot in those short shorts!
Girl 2: I know right if only I was his one.

by Coreandbo35 June 7, 2019

Andrew

Ever met someone who feels like one in a billion? Someone whose presence feels irreplaceable in life? A person who touches the deepest corners of your heart and adds joy, fun and laughter to your days? That someone is Andrew. Andrew is an extremely rare species, perhaps from another planet or another galaxy altogether. Legends have claimed that he was born in the Southern Island of New Zealand and has lived in multiple different countries so far. He’s a frequent flier, a Guinness book of world records record holder, an awesome orator and excellent poet and writer. His articulation skills are unbeatable and so are his skills at planning amazing itineraries that maximize his time in a given location. He is like a genie, wish sincerely and he can reach to your doorstep from anywhere in the world, within 24 hours! He defies the impossible by looking and actually being like a 16 year old, despite this biological age. He is cuddly and a child at heart. He loves shopping especially getting treats and fruits. He has amazing eyes and a smile to die for. People kill to be his friend and he makes sure none of his friends or friend’s friend ever has to celebrate their birthday alone. He is genuine and also a genius :)

I need an Andrew in my life so badly.

by GroverSnow May 6, 2022

Andrew hodge

basically a boy who is an asshole to girls and just plays with girls hearts and dumps them two weeks later

Andrew hodge just messed me up so hard

by savageperson1234 March 6, 2018

Andrew M

The man with the biggest Pee Pee in the whole 3rd Grade

Oh man that Andrew M has a big ole Pee Pee

by Bigger Pee Pee Guy April 7, 2021

Swearica Andrews

A drag queen that’s swears she’s very that, swears she’s serving Goddess face and body the house down boots; The polar opposite of the Queen herself Erica Andrews.

Swearica Andrews tried coming for me with her busted and undusted mug, No mam!

by jaypistolero May 17, 2020

Andrew

Any boy who is rude,got anger issues , a major hoe, got a big dick, and he good looking

Girl you mean to tell me u want you some of an andrew

by Janehlibear October 27, 2017