American football is called Football because the ball measures a foot. Incase you inbreds only thought it refers to the use of feet and balls.
Guy 1: American football should be called handegg instead of football, they don't even use their feet!
Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....
Guy 1: point taken
Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....
Guy 1: point taken
by SoIWasAtTheOffice July 31, 2011
Get the American Footballmug. The absolute worst show to ever air on Comedy Central, or T.V. for that matter. It is full of jokes which no human would ever laugh at. It's creators must get high off crack every time they write the dialog because it does not make any sense whatsoever. Seriously go put yourself through the torture and explain to me the meaning of a single episode.
But honestly, who would watch this television show? It's 'plots' are incredibly childish and just retarded. Anyone who sits in attendance while this show is visible or audible should highly contemplate killing themselves.
But honestly, who would watch this television show? It's 'plots' are incredibly childish and just retarded. Anyone who sits in attendance while this show is visible or audible should highly contemplate killing themselves.
Guy#1: Hey what's up?
Guy #2: Oh nothing, much. Just watching Ugly Americans
Guy #1 walks out and jumps in front of an oncoming truck.
Guy #2: Oh nothing, much. Just watching Ugly Americans
Guy #1 walks out and jumps in front of an oncoming truck.
by Doubtful June 27, 2010
Get the Ugly Americansmug. by xxcalixx May 24, 2019
Get the Latino Americanmug. by gnocchi800 June 22, 2021
Get the Lorelei is americanmug. An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.
American Shitizen
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
by IndependentForever November 2, 2009
Get the American Shitizenmug. A show where contestants compete to become the winner. The show is enjoyed and loved by millions of americans. The show has brought amazing singers to the music world. It is the #1 show in America.
by MELidol October 8, 2011
Get the American Idolmug. a clothing store where every other conformist preppy bitch can go and buy shxt that noone actually likes just buys it to be "cool"
Kid that wears american eagle: yeah i just bought a 50 dollar plain white shirt that has ae on it
Non-conformist kid:hey why don't you try being an individual
AE kid:whats that?
Non-conformist kid:hey why don't you try being an individual
AE kid:whats that?
by kylexcore July 2, 2007
Get the american eaglemug.