Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"
by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014
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Ass fu is the fight between the smell of your feces and the smell of the feces of the person next to you in the bathroom. This also works for farts.
I was taking a dump at work the other day and a guy walked into the stall next to me. After a minute, I had to get up and leave because his ass fu was stronger than mine.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
Bob cleared out the entire office the other day with his fart. His ass fu is strong.
by deathfordough June 10, 2013
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Get the nun's ass mug.(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)
Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
by Derpybird June 21, 2014
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Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means
by blossombaby December 2, 2021
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