Thomas

The best droopy nipples you will ever see. Stored with more milk than a pregnant woman in a 3rd trimester. Surprised that lactation hasnt erupted. Thomas is so sexy and plays alot of rugby.

Me: "Thomas, More Milky Pwease :33"
Thomas: "No, Piss off!"

by fatmotherphucker November 18, 2022

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

Thomas

A hot sexy asian who does his work and helps his friends

I love kids they are so much fun is what thomas says

by JimmyGoesBang April 3, 2024

Medium Thomas

Easily the best drink from McDonalds. Only available in medium though.

Can I get a Medium Thomas with my happy meal?

by naahs1 December 1, 2020

sydney lucille thoma

person who is looking for a way to escape.

“My date is going terrible, can I sneak out the back?”
“whatever, sydney lucille thoma.”

by grilled cheese butt December 14, 2022

Thomas Grimes

a tall, string bean like person.

Ew, he/she looks like a Thomas Grimes!

by aye-papi-mama March 7, 2017

Thomas

•Thomas is average femboy 🤓.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.

Thomas you fucking femboy

by Thomas Gregory January 27, 2024