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Playin' with your pussy

When you don't get shit done that was suppose to be done days ago. So you are laying around being lazy, pushing off what needs to be done, and playin' with yourself.
Another way to describe procrastination.
Friend #1: Ayo, we gotta get this project done by the end of the week to make some big bread.

Friends #2: Ight bet, I got you. We gonna get this money and make it out the hood!
(Friend #2 goes to his room to play Grand Theft Auto every single day instead)
Friend #1: Maaaaannn! Quit playin' with your pussy!!
by Phenomenal1738 March 26, 2024
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born on bed while your parents did the dirty

an insult to bullies when they are making fun of you where you say that he was born on bed when his parents had sex
bullie: give me my lunch

me: you look like you were born on bed while your parents did the dirty!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH March 27, 2024
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National lose your virginity day

March 27th is National lose your virginity to a munch day
National lose your virginity day is defined as did you lose your v card on the national day
by Munchmommy March 27, 2024
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Meat in your mouth

Unable to speak the truth, always lying
Why do you have so much meat in your mouth? You are not supposed to lie to teachers.
by Godseeker March 28, 2024
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nick’s your dad

You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.
by Graitbigliar March 29, 2024
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In your modacunt

"In your modacunt" is a very vulgar exclamation in Saint Lucia. It carries the same energy as "you motherfucker!" and "fuck you!"
1) Oye, I hate you so much, in your modacunt!
by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) March 31, 2024
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maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.
"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"
by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024
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