National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

Ankles & Asses

So overworked that you don't know if you're standing up or sitting down.

Gee Amber Lee, I'm so tired from my shift at the malt shop that I'm all ankles & asses over here.

by Lucky The Painproof Man November 13, 2018

ass tag

Playing tag but have to slap those ass cheeks, or touching them. Mainly boys but girls plays too.

Kevin, ass tag.

Kevin: (runs to get lorenzo)
Kevin talking to lorenzo after smacking the shit out of his ass: Ass tag!

by NotPerson 69420 March 9, 2023

Ass

The organ you shit with.

God my ass is hurting like a bitch.

by Gecko4526 November 15, 2021

Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.

Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!

by SnowyBoardingFish October 30, 2021

ASS

A juicy, round, plump, fat, fucking, ass. It will slide right onto the you know what.

"That is one squishy ass you have!"
"FUCK YA IS IS!"

by Your mom is gayer February 3, 2021

jacking ass

When someone is acting as an asshole/jackass, it is the act of being a jackass

John: “Hey man you gotta stop jacking ass with Paul, your gunna get into trouble.”
Chris: “I ain’t jacking ass bro, we’ll be fine.”

by 6ix9ine’s Cousin May 26, 2018