When you hold in a fart for so long around your date, Then it refuses to come out as soon as you're alone. Like Hulk in avengers endgame.
"had horrible hulk ass. Held my fart in all night, went outside the next day and it refused to come out, leaving crippling stomach pains."
by Dominicohulko May 10, 2024
Get the Hulk ass mug.Asshole parents who deserve to burn in fucking hell. The embodiment of self loathing/pity. Overall fucking losers who treat their kids as property.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
They treat their kids as therapists, and tell their kids bottle up emotion.
They try to justify abuse by saying their kids did something impossibly bad.
Make me want to kick their asses into their own fucking cock.
"We aren't toxic ass parents! We are just realists!" *Child gets shot by parents after they trauma dump them*
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Get the Alabama ass slide mug."Jeff is so ass pained right now it's insane, he just needs to chill"
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
"I'm so fucking ass pained right now- dude I can't.
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