ransom in your pants

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace

Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!

by BBourbonStriit July 7, 2017

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Your son get the b minus

It is when you must disown your kid, he is a disappointment to your family and your bloodline, he not even get the a++++++++++++, so trash man, disown him else your bloodline corrupted.

Person 1: My son so good, he got the b minus
Asian man: YOUR SON GET THE B MINUS????? so trash, disown him.

by Snaukball January 27, 2022

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Not everything is about your kids. You will sacrifice they lives of everyone else (in abstraction). You're trying to compel everyone to live in such a way... That YOU feel good about what your kids see... And are trying to preemptively control... What they will think... In the future... Regardless of whether or not you beliefs are justified... So, we all need to live in accordance with your whim... Because you got some pussy. You got some pussy so now you're the boss of everyone... No. You eat a dick. Eat a whole bag of em. And then accidentally shoot a kid in an act of random gang violence.

Hym "Fuck them kids. Your kids are doodoo and none of them will ever create A.I. because I ALREADY DID! Beat em to the punch! Wooo me!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

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Consider the emotions of your lover and ensure you meet the professional challenges today. Minor financial issues may come up but your health is good.

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 5, 2025

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Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.

by WildWill March 10, 2024

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