shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.

"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*

by malma March 29, 2018

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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024

Rock out with your cock out, man

Just let loose, party, stuff your sorries in a sack, and enjoy life.

"Yo you got to chill man, rock out with your cock out, man"

by ToxicDiabetes June 19, 2015

Exploit your slut

Kind of directly means make your slut suck dick to make you money

Rents due you should exploit your slut

by Yepyepyepyepyepeyepeydp December 19, 2023

national give your lover a ring day

February 18th is the national day to give someone you care about a ring. Preferably one from pandora. Specifically timeless wish tiara ring

“hey did you know it’s national give your lover a ring day?”

by ilikemyman February 17, 2024

I got your boy hanging

When someone calls a grown man, a boy or son. No matter if it’s slang in a friendly way, you respond with I got your your boy or son hanging. (Meaning your Dick hanging). The term is used to make sure that person never makes the mistake of calling you son or a boy again.

Ex 1. Person 1 - What’s up my Boy?

Person 2 - I got your boy hanging!!!!

Ex 2. Person 1 - Whats up my son?

Person 2 - I got your son hanging!!!!

by CDay1215 September 6, 2023