my dude

Whenever you see him, be ready to hear “it is Tuesday my dudes!”

Whenever you see him, be ready to hear “it is Tuesday my dudes!”

by Hash harto November 22, 2021

Kissn' my sister

When you are in the shower and instead of getting out to piss, you piss in the shower causing it to go right down the drain.

Last night my wife caught me Kissn' my sister

by Bob Belchur January 13, 2022

Smooch my cooch

Female genital counterpart to "suck my dick"

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.

by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

Feathers in my nose

When your allergies get real bad and the inside of your nose is tickling.

“Ah, dude. My allergies are so bad, I have feathers in my nose!”

by Cacaree July 18, 2023

My man

a patronizing form of address to a man.

"come off it, my man, who d'you think you're talking to?"

by Arminkshipper April 19, 2025

My bob and knobs

A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.

Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!

by FTno September 27, 2021

I shaved my head

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

by Reniii January 1, 2024