Your mom

The only woman I will be Gay for.

You're mom's gay.
I'm gay.

She's a milf.
Tell her I said hey sexy.

You: so who yoy trying to hook up with?

Me: your mom 😫😫

by Rieners mommy milkers September 21, 2021

national punch your classmates day

YOU GET TO PUNCH YOUR CLASSMATES ON THIS DAY NOVEMBER 21. NO MATTER ITS GENDER. IF YOU HATE YOUR CLASSMATE, PUNCH EM ON THIS DAY

Come here imma punch you since its national punch your classmates day

by MFKER19 November 20, 2023

Blow Your Own Lips

A man's way of telling a women to go suck a dick.

Hey Karen I'm sick of your shit, go blow your own lips.

by The kreeateor April 22, 2020

generating your mom

creating a fat slut

person 1: generating your mom

person 2: what

* a fat slut appears *

by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022

eyelash hanging from your eye

code for having a crush on somebody

“hey you have an eyelash hanging from your eye”
“oh thanks” *rubs eye*

by KittyGum May 11, 2023

can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 10, 2023

National Rep Your Flag Day

This day on April 27, every year you can rep your flag and it’s independence.

“She represented her flag on April 27th for National Rep Your Flag Day.”

by lei. April 27, 2022