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Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.
Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!
by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025
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Dick Beetle

The Dick Beetle Aka the sloppy term for Crabs. The little beetles who craw around your genitalia
Hey Mike where did you get those Dick Beetles. You know that cunt Rhonda got them from her damn Dick Beetles.
by Jacktplier March 26, 2024
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dick

I wonder how many sporting goods dick has?
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dick dunlop

If he had used a dick Dunlop the he wouldn’t have ended up getting her preggo and having to fork out for child support
by Crombo July 19, 2020
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Dick eye

When a female hasn't sucked dick in a while may lead to blindness and loss of hearing weight and common sense
Philip gave Taijahnay Dick eye 3 days ago
by Sackofjoy112 October 8, 2025
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Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".
" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."
by Junior859 August 4, 2018
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Dick out

when a man fucks a woman (or another man) until it hurts so he has to tap out
Girl 1: is sex still good with your boyfriend?
Girl 2: oh yeah, we fucked all until he dick out.
by xerocool22 February 25, 2024
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