National FaceTime your crush day

Today june 11th is the day you FaceTime your crush!

Me: Heyy, you know what today is?

Crush: no?

Me: its national FaceTime your crush day! So you are my crush!

by Jenne June 11, 2022

Flies on your eyes

Sadio mane

Sadio mane has got flies on his eyes

Sadio mane you’ve got flies on your eyes

by Dunnomatw June 11, 2022

Got Your Nose

A sex act of eating someone’s arse out. The recipient then tense their arse and says “got your nose”.

I was licking Chloe’s arse out last night and she used the “got your nose”

by Lilshoe June 11, 2022

Slap up your body

Slap up your body is the sound you make when you riding your man dick

Slap up your body when you riding my dick

by Bigbadtygyalgoodevenin June 11, 2022

haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!

person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.

by sxravhi June 12, 2022

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022

In your Cups

When Scottish people realise they are Scottish and suddenly feel depressed.

Oh Will, is it true? Am I really Scottish? Thats really put me in your cups.

by Dan13Solo June 12, 2022