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Your life

Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.
Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
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National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
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Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024
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Your mom

Joe: Hey have you seen your mom lately
Tim: No why
Joe: Cause I fucked her last night
by CykoGhost July 14, 2022
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Sharpening your diamond

Tripping with the intention of learning.
It's helps to dose big when sharpening your diamond.
by 420Katalyst June 26, 2021
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A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“
by 3ugenw February 22, 2020
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your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.
Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already
by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022
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