Pink Willie

Like a Wet Willie but to the eye.

Since feces is commonly found on human hands and fingers, when in contact with the eye causes “pink” eye.

As I was resting in my recliner, my daughter gave me a Pink Willie. It felt like my eyelashes were glued together.

by 9 toe stud June 11, 2021

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017

Willy Boos

The little balls of fluff you find stuck to your sweater.

I washed my favorite sweater with detergent from Trader Joe's and now it's got Willy Boos all over it 😤

by CharliePants1 January 30, 2022

Willie Washer

A person who washes other peoples penis using soap or licking it clean

"Excuse me hen go and wash my Willie you Willie washer"

by Doobaloob January 14, 2017

Wakeman willy

Someone who has a small penis or napper who thinks everyone elses is the same size

I would rather be anything then have a napper like that wakeman Willy

by Robbybobby1997 February 9, 2022

D-Willy

Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn

Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy

by Geneyev April 12, 2024

willy the dog

Willy the dog is your average neighborhood dog. However his bark is so horrifying it can drive some people to extreme limits. Such as hiding in closets, on counter tops, and in bathrooms.

Willy the dog is has a very loud bark

by leafsquare222 August 11, 2019