Manchester United

The greatest football team in English history. 20 Premier Leagues, 12 FA Cups, and 3 Champions Leagues. Two of their managers are amongst the three greatest in English football history - Matt Busby and Alex Ferguson, the latter being the greatest football manager in history.
The fact that people still hate Manchester United in 2023, despite the fact that we’ve been subpar for the past decade, is testament to how great we are.
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manchester united

a team that is loved by millions of people and in fact is one of the biggest football (soccer if u youre a bigot) teams in the world. manchester united used to peak in the 2000s but recently supporting them has been a turbulent experience
person A: hey i heard you support manchester united.

person B: yea, fun fact WE HAVEN'T WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE IN 10 YEARS.
by saibo September 02, 2023
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Manchester United

A team that has qualified for the UEFA Europa league
Manchester United has been in 6th since Ole was at the wheel
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United Nations Discord

an absolute piss take. we also are VERY strict (we like admin abuse) and aaron absolutely stinks
Is that United Nations Discord? Yes, and also its where aaron pisses himself (why he stinks)
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penial unit

A penial unit is the more appropriate word for penis or cock, or dick, or Chode, or Benis
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MANCHESTER UNITED FAN

Those people support the club "Manchester United Football Club.
Usually they're very supportive of their club, yet the suck actual ass.

Their rivals are liverpool, and man city
They may have history, but their current form is in shambles.
Yeah, I'm a manchester united fan
-Oh so you're a retard?
by Skandarthegreat September 30, 2023
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