by Natsu00420 December 22, 2022
Michael's house is a dead man’s house that is fought over by relatives of the dead man. These relatives could have given two shits about the man when he was alive. They are narcissists born from narcissists. They literally want a house that is decrepit, rat infested, and in a crime riddled neighborhood. Really! No, REALLY! Pray for these absolute motherfuckers because the bar for them is really that fucking low.
by Purplenado March 07, 2023
by Aguysomewherefaraway March 18, 2019
A musical icon who will be a little boy forever like peter pan
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
loves climbing trees and his son blanket
Ignorant if u dont climb trees
Hee Hee
SHAMONA
(south park)
by ayeshaeroticaa March 29, 2023
by Caucontheloose January 14, 2019
Mike is someone who makes people very scared while staying in snobby shores but always stays true to his Jewish heritage
by Jewness232333 October 14, 2018
This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked
Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending
Michael: *Dies*
by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019