sinister D

A situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the passage of poop from anus to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of poop suspended in "hair net", making for a very messy situation.

Damn Tyler, I know you called the bathroom right after I pooped, but it was a must that I shower immediately after running into a Sinister D. Hopefully I won't shower shart while I'm in there and prolong the process.

-See shower shart

by Sinister D March 16, 2009

D Sesh

When a group of guys get together and enjoy a nice dip session.

Dude me and curt are going to the room and grabbing a skank tasty for a D Sesh if you want to join in.

by Gut_Pile January 15, 2009

D-Brow

Any short Spaniard's unibrow.

Damn girl you got a nasty D-Brow.
Robert rocked a fantastic D-Brow for the lacrossing game.

by Lax Team February 7, 2009

GF&D

abbreviation for "get fucked and die".

someone is really unkind, mean or vicious, you end all further contact by saying or writing "GF&D!"

by sam taylor July 11, 2005

d-^/_\^-b

A happy Itachi(Naruto character) happy face with two thumbs up

<Curse> ^_^
<Sky> Pshh...thats old school dude, this is new school
d-^/_\^-b
<Curse> DUDE ITS ITACHI :O
<ItachiUchihaxX> Wth(what the hell) I don't look like that
<Sky> Yes you do...ya son of a batch of cookies :O

by SkyUchihaxX August 14, 2009

Settle-D

Variation of the traditional "settle down". Settle-D is a street smart phrase used mostly in an urban context when someone overreacts or simply reacts inappropriately to a situation/event. Settle-D is most relevant when the overreacting person is demonstrating too much excitement for their own good and is placing the social decorum of the party in danger.

Overreacting friend: "OMG dude! Look at the chicks that just walked in! I am totally going to impress them by buying a round of shots and showing them my sick dance moves!"

Other friend: "Settle-D bro"

by Jonny CC July 9, 2010

spiffy d's

what you say to a guy with a nice car.

next time you see some one with a nice car. you tell them spiffy D's.

by gabe grocholski March 31, 2008