Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

Crush

Someone who gives you a constant erection and want to ruin.

Wow my crush is getting me going.

by jesus he January 1, 2022

Crushes With Benefits (CWB)

Crushes with benefits (CWB) a relationship between two people that have romantic feelings but aren't ready to or unable to date but still are flirty with one another.

"We are just crushes with benefits (CWB)"

by J.J1507 January 31, 2024

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

crush

person you like and try to talk to but then they don’t answer you back

you: we should talk more lol
him: ok but i don’t really talk to anyone

you: *says something*
him: *opened* 5 hours ago
he’s my crush✨🌶🥲🤡

by clown 2.0 January 23, 2021

Baseline crush

Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.

Person 1: “Look there’s Josue”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, Josue, he’s my baseline crush”

by MooseTears August 6, 2024