So called girlfriend

His Definition: 'one foot in, one foot out kind of thing.'
Her Definition: 'you kinda are his girlfriend but then again he has his doubts about you being his actual girlfriend, so like, "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'

Her example: "ehhhh yea I guess your my girlfriend but when you wanna be a bitch you not mine for the time being!"'
His example: "I've only had 2 so called girlfriends in my life."

by misssuzieq4280 December 2, 2021

cop calling faggot

It's a boy, named Dakota, who's ugly and who called the police of two of his friends.

Dakota aka cop calling faggot.

by Cunt_slayer420 March 19, 2020

Booty Call Standby

When a man or woman doesn't close the deal or commit to plans because he/she wants to keep their options open in case someone younger and hotter comes into their drunk or stoned field of vision.

Mostly men are notorious for this behavior but some women play this game too. Younger women in their 20's tend to like playing this game with the boys more than older woman who don't like being toyed with too much.

Jill wanted to go to the show, but made other plans for fear of rejection or appearing desperate aka COCK STALKER.

"Did you hear from that cute guy you liked last night or still on booty call standby?"

by Mattress Tester February 14, 2012

The Call of Duty Cycle

A cycle used to describe how the Call of Duty community works, how they spend their money, and how they reminisce of the old games they played that they once called the worst game in history.
Step 1: Person buys the newest Call of Duty game for $60
Step 2: Person plays the game for 6 months MAXIMUM
Step 3: Person starts to say how much a piece of shit the game they bought was
Step 4: Person complains on community forums
Step 5: Person reminisces about the last Call of Duty game they bought, the ones before it, and states how good they were.
Step 6: Person waits for the next game, in large hopes that the newest game in the franchise will be better than the last.
Step 7: Repeat.

Person: Dude. For the past years, I realized how much of a crappy title Call of Duty is. I spend around $120 a year plus DLC, rage about how unfinished the game is, and always say how the old games were better. No more of this nonsense! I'm going to get myself a girlfriend, have passionate sex with her, and get my life back on track!

Nosrep: Holy Crap. I think you're the first person I've ever seen exit The Call of Duty Cycle.

by X3n0 April 26, 2013

Oprah Calls That Empowerment

When someone does something, like an physical or verbal exchange to get back at the person that is pissing them off.

Person: Today, I finally told this bitch to shove it up her ass after she's been harassing me in front of my friends for weeks.

Friend Response: Oprah Calls That Empowerment

by Paula California July 5, 2014

redneck booty call

When your drunk redneck friend calls between the hours of 12a.m.-4a.m. to go play in the mud, with four wheel drive vehicles, somewhere that is most likely illegal to be at.

Billy Bob buried his truck in the lake when he took Betty Sue on a redneck booty call.

by JM_Texas November 4, 2015

call black

To call dibs on your seat while you go take a dump or get some grub so that no thieving ass steals your seat. Has to be accompanied by touching something black and calling a buddy's attention to that fact.

"Hey man, don't forget to call black."

by Brewer C. May 4, 2006