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Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
mugGet the Mama Lickermug.

yo mama disease

When the screen parasites that grow from typing to much tomfoolery get inside your skin and spread to your head and legs.

Symptoms include:

Smelly breath

Yo mama

Blurred vision

Limbs falling off
Hair falling off
Cursed to never have swag again

Curses your family

Stomach pains
Headaches
Runny nose

Symptoms normally last for 5 years at a time, slowly getting worse as the time passes. It usually goes undetected for a long period of time, giving the parasites time to eat away and nest inside the brain.
“Damn this was so out of pocket.. it can’t be for real.. they must have yo mama disease!!
by Garfieldington February 16, 2024
mugGet the yo mama diseasemug.

yo mama

yo mama so fat when she sit on your phone it become a ipad
yo mama to dum she trid to clime mountain dew
by bluieh September 13, 2021
mugGet the yo mamamug.

mama a girl behind you

a phrase derived from floptok. a young girl is recording a video of her mom with a snapchat filter on. her bitmoji appears behind her in frame, to which the girl, surprised, says “mommy… mama a girl behind you”

the phrase has been turned into something used to convey surprise jokingly, where “girl” can be replaced with basically anything
when you’re spilling tea but the tea walks into the room:
“mama a girl behind you
by infinnite28 November 26, 2024
mugGet the mama a girl behind youmug.

mama pingA

by anonymous November 21, 2023
mugGet the mama pingAmug.

Yo mama

Jeff says I hate you
You say 'Yo mama'
by SHSIWIHI@2222232 January 16, 2021
mugGet the Yo mamamug.

mama tried

When your mom tried to raise you like a lady and dress you cute and do your hair but you cuss like a sailor, beat up the boys, can spit loogies, And out ride them all in the trails. Daddy was a road construction worker and mama ran the local beauty shop; mama tried-but that girl got her vocabulary from the grease monkeys in the garage.
She was one of the prettiest girls in town but that mouth on her came from her daddy; mama tried.
by Feralbarbie June 6, 2024
mugGet the mama triedmug.

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