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Dylan

Yoooooo that is one meaty Dylan
That Dylan is ugly as hell ngl
by klapped October 17, 2022
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Dylan

the most amazing person in the world who is incredibly handsome, loving, funny, caring, and deserves more then he gets in life
His name must be Dylan cause his personality is incredibly brilliant
by little cringe ball December 18, 2017
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Dylan

A good person, on of the purist kind, but prone to doing dumb things. Dylan is a kind, very likable person, and is also very strange and has no problems being able to make you laugh. If you get a Dylan as a friend, keep him; he'll always listen to your problems and make you laugh afterwards. Since he's prone to doing dumb things, you'll have to step in alert him to that fact every now and then. Feel free to do so gently or harshly. He won't like it, but he'll understand you're doing it because you care about him. Try not to let him do too many dangerous dumb stunts. He has no problem doing things that will invariably end with a hard hit to the noggin, reducing his already terrible memory even further. He has a hard time relaxing, so if you have a good relaxation technique, make sure to share it with him. But most importantly, never let him doubt how much he means to you. You never know when he'll be gone, and life won't be quite the same without him.

For some, Dylan is a valuable friend, For others, a valuable Life-Partner- And for others still, he's both. Be careful, he could steal your heart if you're not cautious... He certainly stole mine.
-He just protected me from a rhino and now the rhinos dead hes crying.

-yep, Sounds like Dylan
by BumbleBumble123 November 22, 2021
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dylan s

means to gamble a lot and jiggle hella
Oh hey Charlie, wanna go dylan s?. yes ashley ofc
by JosephKatGLE November 4, 2025
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Dylan Brandon Carrillo

A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic
Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo
by Alabama Nibba April 9, 2019
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Dylan

Dylan is a numerology god. He can predict the future by knowing your date of birth. Dylan can also be defined as a tree, long and lanky
Hey can you use Dylan to see my future.
by Xbb9 November 22, 2021
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dylan james ballone

a young boy of the age of 14 from adelaide,SA who likes to lick the bootyhole and loves all the dick and drinks all the cum
oh look it's a dylan james ballone, coming for your kids
by Edgy0Boi May 13, 2019
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