nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Date

An audition to get fucked.

Bob: How'd your date with Amanda go?
Bill: Well, I didn't get into her pants yet but I did get a callback! We're meeting again tomorrow night.

by kgm/s September 12, 2021

Dating for seniors

I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!

Dating for seniors is something the Internet won’t shut up about.

by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021

Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.

Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"

by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012

Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.

Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.

by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021

Free-range dating

Meeting partners irl instead of on dating apps.

Friend: you pull on tinder?
Me: naw, I only do free-range dating. I go outside.

by t_doffing December 24, 2023

Soppy date

An endearing term for someone who is overly sentimental, or overly (but sweetly) emotional. A British slang term that is quintessential to British people taking the piss out of each other.

"You brought flowers to pick me up from the airport?! You soppy date." (He earned major brownie points)
"He loves this movie because it reminds him of when he met Mum. Soppy date." (More derogatory, but still endearing)

by PeculiarRabbit February 27, 2025