donut date

Getting rimmed soon after pooping so that the anus takes on the appearance of a chocolate donut.

Chris and Yamin are gonna have a donut date

by Dammit Lee! December 6, 2017

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dated

the best clothing shop in the UK

wow I love your hoodie where did you get that from!?! it was from dated.

by datedforever February 4, 2022

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An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!

Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!

by anonymous June 21, 2022

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Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.

"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."

by kadeka October 5, 2020

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Flirt-by date

Just as products have sell-by dates for when the contents are deemed to be inedible, people who fancy themselves as charmers, should have flirt-by dates for when their flirtatious behaviour is deemed to be more than a little off putting. This is most likely the result of old age.

"Did you hear Jane caught John flirting with some young chick again and this time divorce is on the cards"
"Well I guess his flirt-by date is up!"

by leilawurm October 22, 2015

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